So I’ve had the contraption on most of the day. Dad decided he was feeling sorry for me so he took it off. I was busily chewing on my bone and while Dad was taking time to talk to Mom I snuck to the back of the house and found the bathroom door left open – I was SOOO happy – my favorite fiber was left unattended. I was let out of jail – and we know that payback’s a …..
So then Dad puts the contraption back on my face so as he was trying to fall asleep I decided to body slam him to the mattress. As he was screaming for Mom to help she said “see I told you he knows the difference between his bed and our bed.” She’s smarter than us boys.