So the mask came off yesterday but I was a little too excited with my freedom. I immediately ran in the back yard and decided to eat rocks again. Dad was not too thrilled and put my mask on for a period of time today which seemed like forever.
Mom had to go to get me some treats at the dog store and saw a little 12 week old black and white kitty who needed adopting and was VERY tempted to bring her home. Dad thought I might hurt her – WHEW - that was a close one. I want the house and my parents ALL to myself since I am the epitome of narcissism. I want all the attention on me and when I am not getting it I go find something I’m not supposed to, steal it, and run in the back yard.
Mom and Dad are a little sick of this behavior and may step up the “training” as they call it.
I was a little excited about getting a sister – just think about all the “almond roca” at my disposal from the cat box – maybe I should consider sharing after all….