I was so tired and just wanted to sleep with my brothers in this thing they call a playpen.  Then along comes two odd looking people.  Great.  Another person who wants to touch me and wake me up.

The man has something cool on his face I wanted to chew on and the lady with long curly hair seemed nice.  However, she put me on my back and I heard her saying something about it will be a good dog if he stays on his back.

Little did I know they were trying to see how controlling I would be since I overheard they wanted a “mellow” dog – ha, ha – they don’t know what I pistol I am but they would soon find out.  I sure have them fooled.

They had a few more weeks of reprieve before picking me up and I just wanted to get some zzzz’s…