It all started as a normal day. I start to stretch and make my usual noise around 5 right about the time Mom gets up and puts on my most favorite play toy, the white squishy things she puts on her feet. Then Dad opens up my door and takes me out for a quick pee in the cold and then we go back inside to sleep another hour.
Then something odd happened and I was not pleased about it. During breakfast (which I did not get my full share…that is another story and believe me I was not happy) Dad was cooking something that smelled AMAZING. I was so hungry and this smell was making me crazy – I later found out it is called bacon.
I was not fine without my usual food AND the smell of this new food so I started lounging toward my Dad’s feet and biting him. That will teach him to starve me.
After a time out, he got the blue vest thingy he always puts on before we go out the side door. I saw him put MY food in a little bag that I am not allowed to touch. Then the blue leash came out (I call it the controller) and we were out the door and in the car.
When we were driving he mentioned that odd word with such passion, “today is your first day at puppy kindergarten”. What is he talking? Hey – I’m starving, you have me strapped into the controller and taking me to some strange place.
We finally get to the new place and I see another set of parental units with two very hyper dogs that run up to me. Darn the controller will not allow me to get away. They were all up in my business smelling me and just being in my personal space. This puppy kindergarten doesn’t sound fun. I don’t know if I like other dogs. Mom says I’m shy but I just like being at home where I’m trying to be the King.
Next thing I know I am off the controller and 10 dogs of all sizes are running around, drooling and smelling. The only good thing about this was I was getting lots of pets and attention from the humans. I heard them saying I’m young and cute so of course I’m a magnet…but these fellow dogs do not impress me one bit.
Then all of a sudden I saw the clicker lady. She came up to me and asked how I was doing. “Not well right now clicker lady…I am hungry and want some food”. Then came the understanding what kindergarten is all about. Dad put out the mat and I had to sit on it with the controller back on. For the next 30 minutes it was clicks, lay downs and the dreaded stay. The only part that was good was the snacks. Oh the snacks…remember the bacon – I finally got to have some so maybe this was going to be okay.
After about 15 minutes of the clicking and commands I was done – I am way too smart for this. However, the best thing of my morning happened. During playtime all the other dogs were running wild I just hung out with the people. As dad was standing there, one of the big dogs went behind him and peed all over his leg. Now that is what I call a beautiful first day of school.
Later that evening mom finally came home. I heard she had gone to something called “The Natural Foods Expo.” Not that I care about names, but she brought home some SNACKS and most of them were for me. Mom told me we are going to start trying some of them since they were “healthy for me’ whatever that means.
Healthy or not, I’m tired and want to get some sleep. Hopefully tomorrow will I will get my usual breakfast and no kindergarten.