I have not met Grandpa Joe but I heard it was his birthday. Mom and Dad asked me to put this curly fluffy stuff on my head and I just wanted to eat it – why waste it on top of your head? I don’t see any point in that but then again these humans are an odd breed.
Who cares about the present? I just want to eat the paper – much more fun. Anyway, Happy 70th Birthday Grandpa Joe! I hope you have nice steak! I know I might get one tonight if I’m good so hopefully you will as well.
Love Perry
