It’s been a hard week. I’ve been to the 2 new daycares and don’t really care for either one. Mom told Dad I’ve regressed which I think is normal given my situation, but Dad has tried to step up my training. He’s really pushing all my buttons and it’s just not right.
To make matter worse, I’ve heard rumors that Mom and Dad are visiting Grandma in New Jersey for Mother’s Day and I don’t get to go with them. I’m not happy about that! I’ve been discriminated against for my weight and now I’m too big to fly across the country? I can fit nicely in those airline seats thank you very much.
Dad had to pick me up some new luggage for my food for wherever they are sending me and when he came home with it I was pleasantly surprised. I got my own Martha Stewart dog bag so I promptly stole it and ran down the hall. Mom said it was too nice for me, and wanted it for herself. Dad said it was on sale. I wonder if Martha will let me be on her show with my bag.
Well, I have to get going. No time to write since I have to pack enough food in my new bag for the outing. No dieting for me. Please send some scooby snacks since I’m always up for eating, no matter what time of day or night.
Now Perry, I told your parents to bring you to New Jersey. We have a puppy-proof house and your cousins and I are dying to meet you! It will be no trouble at all! In fact, it would be our pleasure! We can walk you around our neighborhood and show you off! Your beautiful coat enhanced by all that fish oil! So tell them to please buy you a ticket! The weather is perfect here in New Jersey! You’ll have a grand old time! (And if you’re really lucky, I’ll feed you some potato sticks in bed!)
Hi Perry- Mom has taught you right to be planning some snacks to bring along. That way you will have what you need and feel good enough to cause all your usual mischief while at your new vacation spot. I hope it’s sweet. (And I bet you’ll have the nicest luggage!)