Squirrel Fallon in my Mouth

PerrystaringThis week has been an awesome week PEOPLE!

I have been on the move more lately as Dad is gaining strength and started walking more. Thank goodness for Mom as she continues to walk me in the mornings, and I am trying my hardest not to pull. This becomes difficult when I see my friends and this week Boris’s Mom was walking him and I practically jolted across the street – Mom was not a happy camper.

The weather has continued to be a too hot for my liking. Today in Santa Monica it was 85 degrees with almost 80% humidity.

Even with the hot weather I have to share with you how exciting my week was. So I was hanging out by the back door looking quietly and intently at something outside. Dad opened the door and instead of bolting out as usual I went very slowly…almost crawling.

With my military style, focused eyes and stealth position, I waited and waited. Then I pranced and that stupid PITA squirrel tried to jump higher on the tree upside down and FELL right into my mouth.  I was elated for a whole second but then freaked out and that thing got away!

I knew right then that I had scarred that little fur thing because it panted and was out of breath and stood motionless in the tree.

Of course this made me bark like crazy, which in return made Dad crazy. He said something like, “Do you think that squirrel is gong to come down and jump back in your mouth?”

I was worried the squirrel was tweeting to his squirrel world to stay away from me but maybe less PITA activity in the yard is a good change of pace.

Even though it wasn’t a full capture I hope I showed that PITA whose yard it is and the score is turning….

Perry – almost 1 …PITA almost dead!

The GOP debate got heated this week – maybe even more than our house was with the humidity! I’m still the undecided voter and just enjoying all the funny interviews on Jimmy Fallon this week – it you haven’t seen the Trump and Clinton segments you’ve really missed out!

Have a great week peeps!

Love,

Perry

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Hot, Hotter and Hottest…

PerrySmartrollerThis weather is absolutely horrendous PEOPLE!

Our house remains an oven with temperatures in the high 80’s at night, and 90’s during the day. Maybe we should start sleeping outside.

All I have wanted to do is lay around the house, pant and eat ice cubes.  Mom tried to get me to do my Smartroller today to feel better but I just could not muster the energy.

It is too hot to write this and the debates aren’t till Wednesday so stay tuned.

I need to get Dad up and outside to hose me down.

Love and Coolness,

Perry

Perry, Peace and Politics

Finally it’s a little cooler! I have had a big week and have a few things to report.

First, we have a new intern, Jess, who is really cool and I have a little crush on her. I am branching out as she is a brunette and as we all know I have a thing for blondes.

Mom still continues to take me on longer walks. However, I sometimes get two walks because in the evening we go again and Dad can now go around the block. Things are looking up.

JessandPerryAs for news – tis the season of politics and here’s my quick commentary on it all.

Hillary better get a jogging pant suit so she can pick up the pace and pull away from Bernie and her server as they are fast approaching.

Jeb might need a little energy drink and an ice pack from the hair lashing he got from Trump.

Potential Doctor President candidate has a dry sense of humor, and he’s catching up to Trump’s hair.

PerrySocksAll in all it seems that the unlikely hoods are racing to the top of the polls as America’s thirst for realism outweighs usual politics. Has reality TV crossed over to Washington?  Sit tight as it should be a fun CNN debate.

As you can see I have my socks on to wade through it all.

Please continue to pray for the safety of those who serve and protect our country. All lives matter in this world.

The weather in Santa Monica was a pleasant 75 degrees today.

Perry, Peace & Politics