Trump has nothing on MY Wall!
Yes folks it is sad to say that “The Dad” decided my nonexistent “Love thy Neighbor” actions were not sufficient for this house.
Now wait, before all of you get your shorts bunched up like a political convention, hear me out. No one hacked into my fan base or stole a speech. Worse yet we didn’t have an obnoxious parade of balloons for this wall.
This wall of chairs is to keep me from damaging the wall. I know it sounds pretty bad but let me explain myself.
Next store is this little, for lack of words ‘Sherlock Holmes,’ sort of creature. I could take him out if the Parental’s would allow but we all know that is not an option…sad face emoji.
Well every time that PITA goes out he comes real close to my house, barks at me, and has the audacity to relieve himself on MY bush. This behavior MAKES ME CRAZY PEOPLE!
I guess I really didn’t realize how postal I was becoming. It was not a pretty scene at all. Now we have “The Wall” and back to more training. Does this learning ever stop? At least I know that the row of chairs just drives Dad crazy…
Perry 1 – Dad 0
On a more serious note, wall or not, our wonderful friends from Italy, Antonella and Francesco, who have tried to gain legal citizenship for the least 2 years, are having to leave. They need to wait another two years in hopes of getting an opportunity to come back to the US legally. Very sad but we can always FaceTime them. The good news is Dad did make some great food for their departing lunch and of course I had some great scooby snacks that day.
It has been VERY hot in our 100 year old house but Dad finally bought a swamp cooler so we are all a bit more comfortable.
Let me know how you parents train the barking at other dogs out of you. Cousin Maggie needs the same training. She is wearing me out.
I hope that never happens but Mom says I need an intervention – I will keep you posted Uncle Pat!